Most People Who Play Golf Have One

A Bad Putter Is Like A Bad Apple In A Barrel. First, It Turns Your Chipping Game Sour. Then It Begins To Eat Into Your Irons And Finally It Just Cleans The Head Off Your Driver.

The Three Things I Fear Most In Golf Are Lightning, Ben Hogan And A Downhill Putt.

If I Had Cleared The Trees And Drove The Green, It Would've Been A Great Shot.

If A Lot Of People Gripped A Knife And Fork The Way They Do A Golf Club, They'd Starve To Death.

Those Who Go Along Get Along.