I Hope I'll Never Get Too Old

Nobody Asked How You Looked, Just What You Shot.

When I Ask You What Club To Use, Look The Other Way And Don't Answer.

Practice Your Swing Until It Becomes A Habit Of Mind And Muscle.

But, No, I Don't Feel My Career Has Not Been Fulfilled Because I Didn't Win The Us Open. It's Like The Guy Said: You Going To Crucify A Man Because He Missed A Putt To Win A Tournament? Does A Three-foot Putt Mean His Whole Life? Another Guy Said, Well, He Couldn't Win The Big One. Well, Jesus, What Do You Call Those Others? What's Big And What's Small?

Until You Play It, St. Andrews Looks Like The Sort Of Real Estate You Couldn't Give Away.