Until You Play It, St. Andrews Looks

A Bad Putter Is Like A Bad Apple In A Barrel. First, It Turns Your Chipping Game Sour. Then It Begins To Eat Into Your Irons And Finally It Just Cleans The Head Off Your Driver.

What Abandoned Course Is That?

Golf Tip: Lay Off For Three Weeks And Then Quit For Good.

The Only Place That's Holier Than St. Andrews Is Westminster Abbey.

Most People Who Play Golf Have One Big Trouble: They Think Too Much. To Get Any Real Mileage Out Of This Game You've Got To Sit On Your Imagination.