What Abandoned Course Is That?

The Only Thing I Fear On A Golf Course Is Lightning...and Ben Hogan.

There Is An Old Saying: If A Man Comes Home With Sand In His Cuffs And Cockleburs In His Pants, Don't Ask Him What He Shot.

Over The Years I've Studied The Habits Of Golfers. I Know What To Look For. Watch Their Eyes. Fear Shows Up When There Is An Enlargement Of The Pupils. Big Pupils Lead To Big Scores.

I Shot A Wild Elephant In Africa Thirty Yards From Me, And It Didn't Hit The Ground Until It Was Right At My Feet. I Wasn't A Bit Scared. But A Four Foot Putt Scares Me To Death.

But, No, I Don't Feel My Career Has Not Been Fulfilled Because I Didn't Win The Us Open. It's Like The Guy Said: You Going To Crucify A Man Because He Missed A Putt To Win A Tournament? Does A Three-foot Putt Mean His Whole Life? Another Guy Said, Well, He Couldn't Win The Big One. Well, Jesus, What Do You Call Those Others? What's Big And What's Small?