Nobody Asked How You Looked, Just What

Playing Golf Is Like Eating. It's Something Which Has To Come Naturally.

I've Said A Thousand Times, You Can't Go Into A Shop And Buy A Good Golf Game.

There Is An Old Saying: If A Man Comes Home With Sand In His Cuffs And Cockleburs In His Pants, Don't Ask Him What He Shot.

I Looked Like A Monkey Trying To Wrestle A Football.

To Quit Between Tee And Green Is More Habit-forming Than Drinking A Highball Before Breakfast.