Thinking Instead Of Acting Is The Number

I've Said A Thousand Times, You Can't Go Into A Shop And Buy A Good Golf Game.

Golf Is Played With The Arms.

No Matter What Happens - Never Give Up A Hole....in Tossing In Your Cards After A Bad Beginning You Also Undermine Your Whole Game, Because To Quit Between Tee And Green Is More Habit-forming Than Drinking A Highball Before Breakfast.

When I Ask You What Club To Use, Look The Other Way And Don't Answer.

Golf Course Architects Make Me Sick. They Can't Play Themselves, So They Rig The Courses So Nobody Else Can Play Either.