Golf Is Played With The Arms.

Thinking Instead Of Acting Is The Number One Golf Disease.

Golf Got Complicated When I Had To Wear Shoes And Begin Thinking About What I Was Doing.

The Fairways Were So Narrow You Had To Walk Down Them Single File.

Until You Play It, St. Andrews Looks Like The Sort Of Real Estate You Couldn't Give Away.

When I Ask You What Club To Use, Look The Other Way And Don't Answer.