Playing Golf Is Like Eating. It's Something

When I Swing At A Golf Ball Right, My Mind Is Blank And My Body Is Loose As A Goose.

If I Had Cleared The Trees And Drove The Green, It Would've Been A Great Shot.

If I Could Have Shot 69 In The Last Round Every Time, I Would Have Won Nine U.s. Opens. Nine!

The Only Reason I Ever Played In The First Place Was So I Could Afford To Hunt And Fish.

You've Just One Problem. You Stand Too Close To The Ball After You've Hit It.