When I Ask You What Club To

To Win You Must Have Talent And Desire ­ But Desire Is First.

When I Swing At A Golf Ball Right, My Mind Is Blank And My Body Is Loose As A Goose.

Nobody Asked How You Looked, Just What You Shot.

To Quit Between Tee And Green Is More Habit-forming Than Drinking A Highball Before Breakfast.

Over The Years I've Studied The Habits Of Golfers. I Know What To Look For. Watch Their Eyes. Fear Shows Up When There Is An Enlargement Of The Pupils. Big Pupils Lead To Big Scores.