When I Ask You What Club To

When I Swing At A Golf Ball Right, My Mind Is Blank And My Body Is Loose As A Goose.

Those Who Go Along Get Along.

I Was A Better Player At 50 Than I Was At 30.

Over The Years I've Studied The Habits Of Golfers. I Know What To Look For. Watch Their Eyes. Fear Shows Up When There Is An Enlargement Of The Pupils. Big Pupils Lead To Big Scores.

Keep Close Count Of Your Nickels And Dimes, Stay Away From Whiskey, And Never Concede A Putt.