I've Said A Thousand Times, You Can't

Practice Puts Brains In Your Muscles.

Good Golfing Temperament Falls Between Taking It With A Grin Or Shrug And Throwing A Fit.

I Looked Like A Monkey Trying To Wrestle A Football.

Until You Play It, St. Andrews Looks Like The Sort Of Real Estate You Couldn't Give Away.

When I Ask You What Club To Use, Look The Other Way And Don't Answer.