To Quit Between Tee And Green Is

Golf Course Architects Make Me Sick. They Can't Play Themselves, So They Rig The Courses So Nobody Else Can Play Either.

When I Swing At A Golf Ball Right, My Mind Is Blank And My Body Is Loose As A Goose.

Good Golfing Temperament Falls Between Taking It With A Grin Or Shrug And Throwing A Fit.

Thinking Instead Of Acting Is The Number One Golf Disease.

If I Could Have Shot 69 In The Last Round Every Time, I Would Have Won Nine U.s. Opens. Nine!