When I Swing At A Golf Ball

Golf Tip: Lay Off For Three Weeks And Then Quit For Good.

But, No, I Don't Feel My Career Has Not Been Fulfilled Because I Didn't Win The Us Open. It's Like The Guy Said: You Going To Crucify A Man Because He Missed A Putt To Win A Tournament? Does A Three-foot Putt Mean His Whole Life? Another Guy Said, Well, He Couldn't Win The Big One. Well, Jesus, What Do You Call Those Others? What's Big And What's Small?

You've Just One Problem. You Stand Too Close To The Ball After You've Hit It.

To Quit Between Tee And Green Is More Habit-forming Than Drinking A Highball Before Breakfast.

The Only Thing I Fear On A Golf Course Is Lightning...and Ben Hogan.