I Looked Like A Monkey Trying To

To Quit Between Tee And Green Is More Habit-forming Than Drinking A Highball Before Breakfast.

The Only Reason I Ever Played In The First Place Was So I Could Afford To Hunt And Fish.

A Bad Putter Is Like A Bad Apple In A Barrel. First, It Turns Your Chipping Game Sour. Then It Begins To Eat Into Your Irons And Finally It Just Cleans The Head Off Your Driver.

When I Swing At A Golf Ball Right, My Mind Is Blank And My Body Is Loose As A Goose.

The Mark Of A Great Player Is In His Ability To Come Back. The Great Champions Have All Come Back From Defeat.