I Looked Like A Monkey Trying To

Practice Puts Brains In Your Muscles.

Most People Who Play Golf Have One Big Trouble: They Think Too Much. To Get Any Real Mileage Out Of This Game You've Got To Sit On Your Imagination.

The Only Place That's Holier Than St. Andrews Is Westminster Abbey.

There Is An Old Saying: If A Man Comes Home With Sand In His Cuffs And Cockleburs In His Pants, Don't Ask Him What He Shot.

I Give The Ball Some Sweet Talk. I Tell It That This Isn't Going To Hurt A Bit. I'm A Friend And All I'm Going To Do Is Give It A Nice Little Ride.