The Only Thing I Fear On A

The Fairways Were So Narrow You Had To Walk Down Them Single File.

Golf Course Architects Make Me Sick. They Can't Play Themselves, So They Rig The Courses So Nobody Else Can Play Either.

The Only Thing I Fear On A Golf Course Is Lightning...and Ben Hogan.

Grip The Club As If You Were Holding A Baby Bird.

I Hope I'll Never Get Too Old To Want To Take Part In This Event, And I Don't Think I Will Ever Age That Much.