A Word To The Wise Is --

[statistics] The Science That Can Prove Everything Except The Usefulness Of Statistics.

Don't Be A Hog: The Only Time A Hog Helps The Community Is When He Dies.

The Only Thing Worse Than Being On The Wrong Side Of An Argument Is To Be On The Right Side With No One Listening.

A Man Doesn't Have Vacation Problems: His Boss Tells Him When To Take Them, And His Wife Tells Him Where.

Some Taxpayers Close Their Eyes, Some Stop Their Ears, Some Shut Their Mouths, But All Pay Through The Nose.