A Word To The Wise Is --

Charm Is To A Woman What Perfume Is To A Flower.

A Vacation Is Like Love - Anticipated With Pleasure, Experienced With Discomfort, And Remembered With Nostalgia.

A Good Loser Is All Right, But It Isn't So Much Fun To Beat Him.

Don't Be A Hog: The Only Time A Hog Helps The Community Is When He Dies.

If You Don't Like To Make Excuses Or Apologies, Stop Making Promises.