A Word To The Wise Is --

Times Change: It Was Once The Custom To Take A Bath Weekly And Religion Daily.

More Diets Start In Dress Shops Than In Doctors' Offices.

A Special Skill, Like Speaking Several Languages, Or Keeping Your Mouth Shut In One.

Bureaucracy Is More People Doing Less Things, And Taking More Time To Do Them Worse.

The Lazy Man Claims He Is Too Heavy For Light Work And Too Light For Heavy Work.