You Take Care And I Hope I'll

I Used To Date A Girl From Buffalo. Why Can't I Meet A Girl With Normal Parents?

I Knew A Girl So Ugly, They Use Her In Prisons To Cure Sex Offenders.

Last Week My Tie Caught On Fire, Some Guy Tried To Put It Out With An Axe.

My Kids Scotch Tape Worms To The Sidewalk And Watch The Birds Get Hernias.

When I Was Kidnapped As A Child My Parents Sent A Letter To The Hijackers Me Pay 5,000 Dollars Or Your Back