You Take Care And I Hope I'll

Comedy Is A Camouflage For Depression.

On Halloween, The Parents Sent Their Kids Out Looking Like Me.

My Psychiatrist Told Me I Was Crazy And I Said I Want A Second Opinion. He Said Okay, You're Ugly Too.

Last Year My Birthday Cake Looked Like A Prairie Fire.

What A Childhood I Had. Once On My Birthday My Ol' Man Gave Me A Bat. The First Day I Played With It, It Flew Away.