You Take Care And I Hope I'll

I Once Went Out With This Girl, She Was No Bargain Either, She Showed Up With Pigtails Under Her Arms.

One Day As I Came Home Early, I Saw A Man Jogging Naked. I Said To The Guy, 'hey, Buddy, Why Are You Doing That?' He Said, 'because You Came Home Early.'

Comedy Is A Camouflage For Depression.

If Every Man Was As True To His Country As He Was To His Wife, We'd Be In A Lot Of Trouble.

My Golf Game Is Getting Real Good. Last Week, I Got Through The Windmill.