You Take Care And I Hope I'll

I Told My Kids, "someday, You'll Have Kids Of Your Own." One Of Them Said, "so Will You."

I'm At An Age Where I Think More About Food Than I Do About Sex. Last Week I Put A Mirror Over My Dining Room Table.

My Wife Gives Good Headache.

I'm Taking Viagra And Drinking Prune Juice. I Don't Know If I'm Coming Or Going.

My Childhood Was Bad. No Father. Mother Was Greedy And Brought Me Up Awful - Never Made Me Breakfast Once. I Don't Want To Get Started. One Story Is Worse Than Another.