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My Cousin Had A Baby And I Was Watching Her Breastfeed For A Couple Of Bucks, And I'll Tell You Ladies: It's Amazing.

I Don't Mind A Crowd's Not Laughing; It's The Groans That Slow Down The Show.

When I Was A Kid, I Really Loved Indians. Native Americans. Pardon. Me.

I'm Not Like A Performer Type.

Everything You Do, Burns Calories. Getting Up In The Morning, 100 Calories; Kicking The Hooker Out Of Your Bed, Another 100; Diapering Your Monkey, 35 Calories; Laughing At A Midget, Fun And 10 Calories; Catching Your Girlfriend With Another Guy, 2000-3000 Calories, Depending On Backswings.