I Never Wanted To Be Famous.

I Have An Imagination Because My Life Is So Boring That My Imagination Lets Me Get Off The Reality Of What's Going On.

My Gym Has Two-pound Weights. If You're Using Two-pound Weights, How Did You Even Open The Door To The Gym? What's Your Dream? To Pump Up And Open Your Mail?

Jesse Joyce Is A Great Writer.

When I Was A Kid, I Really Loved Indians. Native Americans. Pardon. Me.

When I First Saw A Strap On, I Put It On My Head And Ran Around Like A Rhino.