I Never Wanted To Be Famous.

Why Do They Collect Garbarge At 5am? Why? It's Garbage. It's Not Going To Go Bad Again.

I Don't Watch Reality Tv.

There's A Fine Line Between Masturbating While You Look Out A Window, And Masturbating While You're Looking In A Window. I'll Give You A Hint: One Of 'em Is Super Illegal.

I'm Not Really A Music Guy.

I Gotta Quit Smoking, Doctor's Orders, And The Drinking, Court Orders.