I Don't Watch Reality Tv.

For Me, Molly Hatchet Is High School. It Makes Me Feel Like I Have Hair And A Future.

Sometimes You Need A Cigarette. Like After You Have Sex With A Beautiful Woman Or A Confused Young Man.

Let's Say You're In A Situation Where Crystal Meth Can Help You. Like, I Don't Know, You Have Too Many Teeth.

I Smoke So Much. Three Packs A Day... I Went To The Bathroom, A Camel Came Out Of My Ass.

Are You Shooting Webs Of Stupid At Me?