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What's The Two Things They Tell You Are Healthiest To Eat? Chicken And Fish. You Know What You Should Do? Combine Them, Eat A Penguin.

I Don't Mind A Crowd's Not Laughing; It's The Groans That Slow Down The Show.

Women Have All The Power Because Women Have All The Vaginas.

I Masturbate! I Do It Like I Think If I Keep Doing It, I'm Gonna Win Something.

Are You Shooting Webs Of Stupid At Me?