Let's Say You're In A Situation Where

Women Have All The Power Because Women Have All The Vaginas.

Don't Get Me Wrong, I Like To Cuddle. But There Is Such A Fine Line Between Cuddling And Holding Someone Down So That They Can't Get Away.

If You Take Off Your Pants And Her First Reaction Is, "awwww, Look At It...like A Little Baby Jesus." Time To Buy A Porsche.

Sparklers Are The Gay Cousins Of The Fireworks Family.

I Never Wanted To Be Famous.