Everyone Was Laughin'. Even That Deaf Mute

There's A Fine Line Between Masturbating While You Look Out A Window, And Masturbating While You're Looking In A Window. I'll Give You A Hint: One Of 'em Is Super Illegal.

Have You Seen That Magazine Barely Legal? That Means When You Look At It, You're Almost A Pedophile.

I'm Not A Movie Guy, I'm Not A Tv Sitcom Guy, But Whatever Seems To Fit And Is Funny Is Good For Me.

I Don't Have A Girlfriend But Sometimes I Like To Pretend I Do. I Just Stand In My Apartment Screaming No, That's Not What I Said!

Once You Get Offstage You're Just Like Everyone Else, And Everyone Else Can Get Into A Fight.