Being On The Road Is Kind Of

Remember When You're Young And You Think Your Dad Is Superman? And Then You Grow Up And Realized He's Just A Drunk Who Wears A Cape.

I Watch The Discovery Channel, And You Know What I've Discovered? I Need A Girlfriend.

I Have No Grand Scheme.

My Day Jobs... I Knew I Was Bad At Those, So I Didn't Really Have The Confidence To Think That I Could Do Comedy. But I Knew I Hated The Day Jobs.

When I First Saw A Strap On, I Put It On My Head And Ran Around Like A Rhino.