I'm Not Like A Performer Type.

I Wanna Get A Little Drunk, But I Also Want Some Pancakes.

I'm A Joke Comic. I Tell Jokes.

It's A Horrible Economy But I'm Trying To Do My Part. I Just Bought A New Shower Curtain It Has All The Presidents On It. Do You Know How Hard It Is To Masturbate With All The Presidents Staring At You? And When The Water Hits Them It Looks Like They're Crying.

I'm Not Like A Performer Type.

I Used To Do Drugs, But That Was Way Back There.