Is She Crazy, Like It Says On

Being On The Road Is Kind Of Lonely.

Next Time Your Lady Leaves The Room, Take A Dump On The Floor! 'cuz There Is Nothing More Mysterious Than A Dump On The Floor! And It Always Starts A Conversation, Am I Right? Honey, What Happened? You Better Hold Me 'cause I'm Afraid.

I Have Soundtracks For A Lot Of Stuff.

Men Are Having Sex With Animals And We Wonder Why The Animals Attack Us. And I'll Tell You Why: It's Cuz Of That One Sick Man, And It's Up To Me And A Half-mexican To Stop Him.

For Me, Molly Hatchet Is High School. It Makes Me Feel Like I Have Hair And A Future.