You Know How Some People Have Gay-dar?

You Know, Sometimes If You Work - If You Do A Lot Of Takes And You Work Long Hours, For Me, At Least, There Is A Delirium That Starts Kicking In On The Fifteenth Hour, And That Can Help. Below The Just Thirteenth Hour Is Where I Have A Concern, Because Everybody's So Tired.

I Don't Really Have A Pattern Yet. I Don't Know If I'll Develop One. As Far As Comedic Integrity, I Don't Have Integrity In General, Comedic Or Otherwise.

I'm The Most Mellow Person Offstage. I Think It's Just, Going Onstage Lets Me Get Out Some Frustration That I'm Too Shy To Do In Real Life. Instead Of Doing It In Private, I'd Rather Do It In Front Of 1,000 People Who've Paid $25 To See Me Lose My Mind.

I've Never Been In Love... But I Imagine It's Similar To The Feeling You Get When You See Your Waiter Arriving With Your Food

You Save 15 More Minutes Of Sleep If You Are A Man And You Don't Have To Shave.