I Haven't Been Hit Since Leon Spinks

I Call My Balls The Bush Twins.

I Try To Write Three Jokes Every Day. I Don't Sit Down And Write Them, It's Just Things That Pop Into My Head. Then I'll Go Watch It Fail Onstage That Night.

I Wonder If In 2050 There Will Be A Movie Called, 'dude, Where's My Spaceship'

Inappropriateness Is Funny To Me. Rudeness Is Hilarious.

The Whole Thing About Working In Front Of The Camera Is To Make People Laugh When They're Not Supposed To.