I Haven't Been Hit Since Leon Spinks

My Forte Is Awkwardness.

I'm Terrible At Heights. I Hate It. I'm Glad I'm Only 5'7".

My Real Last Name Is Galifianakisburg.

My Father Used To Beat Me With His Belt...while It Was Still On Him.

If You Read My Blog, You Know I'm A Pilates Freak. And By Pilates, I Mean Waffles.