My Real Last Name Is Galifianakisburg.

Actually, I Used To Be A Busboy In A Strip Joint In New York And So I Hate Strip Joints. I'm Not That Kind Of Person.

The Other Day, I Got A Henna Tattoo That Says "forever."

I Am Going To Be The Next Ryan Gosling.

I Don't Like Cursing In Movies. I Feel Like Cursing Has Become The New Hackiness. You Try To Find Substitutions For Cursing.

Fat Jokes To Me Are Always, Always Hilarious, As Long As They're Done Towards Yourself.