My Real Last Name Is Galifianakisburg.

I'm Not Versed Enough In Constitutional Law To Run For Office. I'd Have To Go Back To School Or Something.

Whether You Are On The Right Or The Left, Everyone Can Agree That There Are A Lot Of Outside Influences In American Politics That Are Not Good For The System. There's Just Too Much Money.

Hookers Don't Like To Snuggle.

Yesterday, I Masturbated For 45 Minutes... With Salad Tongs.

Inappropriateness Is Funny To Me. Rudeness Is Hilarious.