Inappropriateness Is Funny To Me. Rudeness Is

I Don't Like To Have Anybody Tell Me To Be In A Place At Certain Times. That's Kind Of The Advantage Of Stand Up. You're Self-employed.

American Society Loves To Prop People Up And Then Take Them Down.

I Would Have Changed My Last Name If Being Famous Were My Goal.

I Wonder If In 2050 There Will Be A Movie Called, 'dude, Where's My Spaceship'

My Real Last Name Is Galifianakisburg.