Yesterday, I Masturbated For 45 Minutes... With

We All Know How Funny Morrissey Is. Actually, You Know What? I Say That Sarcastically. His Songs Are Some Of The Funniest Songs I've Ever Heard In My Life. I Mean, Really. I Mean, Not That The "girlfriend In A Coma" Is, Like, Really Funny.

If You See Something, Say Something.

My Name Is Zach Galifianakis And I Hope I'm Pronouncing That Right. I'm Named After My Granddad, My Middle Name. My Name Is Zach Granddad Galifianakis.

I Like Dark Comedies. That's Why I Like The Wayans Brothers.

Have You Seen That Show On Cbs Called 'the Amazing Race'? Is That Show About White People?