Hookers Don't Like To Snuggle.

I'm An American So Its Kind Of Hard For Me To Talk About 9/11. So Whenever Someone Brings It Up In A Conversation, I Say "i Didn't Like 9/11."

I Haven't Been Hit Since Leon Spinks Hit Me In '92.

I'm Proud Of The Hangover, But To Be In Movies Like This, Which Are Really The Only Places I Can Get Work, It's Really Quite The Opposite Of What I Am. I Like Sensitive Art-house Movies. I'm Not Even Much Of A Partier. I Mean, I'll Drink Myself Into Oblivion Alone In My Car.

I Tend To Think Of Myself As A One-man Wolf Pack.

Yesterday, I Masturbated For 45 Minutes... With Salad Tongs.