I Call My Balls The Bush Twins.

Privacy Is Big For Me. To Do Interviews Even, I Have A Very Love/hate With It.

Actually, I Used To Be A Busboy In A Strip Joint In New York And So I Hate Strip Joints. I'm Not That Kind Of Person.

Have You Seen That Show On Cbs Called 'the Amazing Race'? Is That Show About White People?

I Don't Like To Have Anybody Tell Me To Be In A Place At Certain Times. That's Kind Of The Advantage Of Stand Up. You're Self-employed.

Yesterday, I Masturbated For 45 Minutes... With Salad Tongs.