You Don't Want Roast Beef And Yorkshire

I Want No Epitaphs Of Profound History And All That Type Of Thing. I Contributed. I Would Hope They Would Say That, And I Would Hope Somebody Liked Me.

For All His Horses, Knighthoods And Championships, He Hasn't Got Two Of What I've Got. And I Don't Mean Balls!

When You Get To A Certain Age, There Is No Coming Back.

We Used To Go To The Pictures Every Saturday Night But We Had To Leave A Little Bit Early And Get Home And Watch Match Of The Day - And My Wife Still Complains She Missed The Last Five Minutes Of Every Film We Saw.

Walk On Water? I Know Most People Out There Will Be Saying That Instead Of Walking On It, I Should Have Taken More Of It With My Drinks. They Are Absolutely Right.