For All His Horses, Knighthoods And Championships,

When You Get To A Certain Age, There Is No Coming Back.

Being Thick Isn't An Affliction If You're A Footballer, Because Your Brains Need To Be In Your Feet. And Beckham Works Hard, He's Brave And He Crosses A Ball Superbly. He Treats A Football Like He Does A Wife, Lovingly, With Caresses.

Come And See My Coaching Certificates - They're Called The European Cup And League Championships.

If Any One Of My Players Isn’t Interfering With Play, They’re Not Getting Paid.

I Like My Women To Be Feminine, Not Sliding Into Tackles And Covered In Mud.