When You Get To A Certain Age,

Who The Hell Wants Fourteen Pairs Of Shoes When They Go On Holiday? I Haven't Had Fourteen Pairs In My Life.

Telling The Entire World And His Dog How Good A Manager I Was. I Knew I Was The Best But I Should Have Said Nowt And Kept The Pressure Off 'cos They'd Have Worked It Out For Themselves.

Don't Send Me Flowers When I'm Dead. If You Like Me, Send Them While I'm Alive.

The Ugliest Player I Ever Signed Was Kenny Burns.

It Only Takes A Second To Score A Goal.