Beckham? His Wife Can't Sing And His

I Want No Epitaphs Of Profound History And All That Type Of Thing. I Contributed. I Would Hope They Would Say That, And I Would Hope Somebody Liked Me.

Being Thick Isn't An Affliction If You're A Footballer, Because Your Brains Need To Be In Your Feet. And Beckham Works Hard, He's Brave And He Crosses A Ball Superbly. He Treats A Football Like He Does A Wife, Lovingly, With Caresses.

Acne Is A Bigger Problem Than Injuries.

Come And See My Coaching Certificates - They're Called The European Cup And League Championships.

If He'd Been English Or Swedish, He'd Have Walked The England Job.