The Ugliest Player I Ever Signed Was

Don't Send Me Flowers When I'm Dead. If You Like Me, Send Them While I'm Alive.

Come And See My Coaching Certificates - They're Called The European Cup And League Championships.

Acne Is A Bigger Problem Than Injuries.

I'm Sure The England Selectors Thought If They Took Me On And Gave Me The Job, I'd Want To Run The Show. They Were Shrewd, Because That's Exactly What I Would Have Done.

The Ugliest Player I Ever Signed Was Kenny Burns.