The Ugliest Player I Ever Signed Was

The Ugliest Player I Ever Signed Was Kenny Burns.

Beckham? His Wife Can't Sing And His Barber Can't Cut Hair.

If God Had Wanted Us To Play Football In The Sky, He'd Have Put Grass Up There.

They Love Me For What I'm Not They Hate Me For What I Am.

If Any One Of My Players Isn’t Interfering With Play, They’re Not Getting Paid.