Walk On Water? I Know Most People

Don't Send Me Flowers When I'm Dead. If You Like Me, Send Them While I'm Alive.

If He'd Been English Or Swedish, He'd Have Walked The England Job.

If A Chairman Sacks The Manager He Initially Appointed, He Should Go As Well.

Telling The Entire World And His Dog How Good A Manager I Was. I Knew I Was The Best But I Should Have Said Nowt And Kept The Pressure Off 'cos They'd Have Worked It Out For Themselves.

When I Go, God's Going To Have To Give Up His Favourite Chair.