I'm Dealing With My Drinking Problem And

Telling The Entire World And His Dog How Good A Manager I Was. I Knew I Was The Best But I Should Have Said Nowt And Kept The Pressure Off 'cos They'd Have Worked It Out For Themselves.

We Used To Go To The Pictures Every Saturday Night But We Had To Leave A Little Bit Early And Get Home And Watch Match Of The Day - And My Wife Still Complains She Missed The Last Five Minutes Of Every Film We Saw.

There Are More Hooligans In The House Of Commons Than At A Football Match.

They Say Rome Wasn't Built In A Day, But I Wasn't On That Particular Job.

I Wouldn't Say I Was The Best Manager In The Business. But I Was In The Top One.