When I Go, God's Going To Have

For All His Horses, Knighthoods And Championships, He Hasn't Got Two Of What I've Got. And I Don't Mean Balls!

I Wouldn't Say I Was The Best Manager In The Business. But I Was In The Top One.

There Are More Hooligans In The House Of Commons Than At A Football Match.

Don't Send Me Flowers When I'm Dead. If You Like Me, Send Them While I'm Alive.

The Ugliest Player I Ever Signed Was Kenny Burns.