They Love Me For What I'm Not

I Like My Women To Be Feminine, Not Sliding Into Tackles And Covered In Mud.

Acne Is A Bigger Problem Than Injuries.

When You Get To A Certain Age, There Is No Coming Back.

They Love Me For What I'm Not They Hate Me For What I Am.

Don't Send Me Flowers When I'm Dead. If You Like Me, Send Them While I'm Alive.