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There Are More Hooligans In The House Of Commons Than At A Football Match.

Don't Send Me Flowers When I'm Dead. If You Like Me, Send Them While I'm Alive.

Bill Eventually Became Mr Tottenham Hotspur, And Produced Such A Dazzling Team At White Hart Lane That They Won The Double And Played The Game In A Way That Was An Object Lesson To Everybody.

I'm Dealing With My Drinking Problem And I Have A Reputation For Getting Things Done.