It Only Takes A Second To Score

Telling The Entire World And His Dog How Good A Manager I Was. I Knew I Was The Best But I Should Have Said Nowt And Kept The Pressure Off 'cos They'd Have Worked It Out For Themselves.

The Ugliest Player I Ever Signed Was Kenny Burns.

Resignations Are For Prime Ministers And Those Caught With Their Trousers Down, Not For Me.

Being Thick Isn't An Affliction If You're A Footballer, Because Your Brains Need To Be In Your Feet. And Beckham Works Hard, He's Brave And He Crosses A Ball Superbly. He Treats A Football Like He Does A Wife, Lovingly, With Caresses.

When You Get To A Certain Age, There Is No Coming Back.