Acne Is A Bigger Problem Than Injuries.

Bill Eventually Became Mr Tottenham Hotspur, And Produced Such A Dazzling Team At White Hart Lane That They Won The Double And Played The Game In A Way That Was An Object Lesson To Everybody.

There Are More Hooligans In The House Of Commons Than At A Football Match.

You Don't Want Roast Beef And Yorkshire Every Night And Twice On Sunday.

Don't Send Me Flowers When I'm Dead. If You Like Me, Send Them While I'm Alive.

Anybody Who Can Do Anything In Leicester But Make A Jumper Has Got To Be A Genius.