Resignations Are For Prime Ministers And Those

Don't Send Me Flowers When I'm Dead. If You Like Me, Send Them While I'm Alive.

Telling The Entire World And His Dog How Good A Manager I Was. I Knew I Was The Best But I Should Have Said Nowt And Kept The Pressure Off 'cos They'd Have Worked It Out For Themselves.

If I Had An Argument With A Player We Would Sit Down For Twenty Minutes, Talk About It And Then Decide I Was Right!

For All His Horses, Knighthoods And Championships, He Hasn't Got Two Of What I've Got. And I Don't Mean Balls!

The River Trent Is Lovely, I Know Because I Have Walked On It For 18 Years.