My Wife Says Obe Stands For Old

They Say Rome Wasn't Built In A Day, But I Wasn't On That Particular Job.

Who The Hell Wants Fourteen Pairs Of Shoes When They Go On Holiday? I Haven't Had Fourteen Pairs In My Life.

Bill Eventually Became Mr Tottenham Hotspur, And Produced Such A Dazzling Team At White Hart Lane That They Won The Double And Played The Game In A Way That Was An Object Lesson To Everybody.

We Used To Go To The Pictures Every Saturday Night But We Had To Leave A Little Bit Early And Get Home And Watch Match Of The Day - And My Wife Still Complains She Missed The Last Five Minutes Of Every Film We Saw.

Come And See My Coaching Certificates - They're Called The European Cup And League Championships.