If A Chairman Sacks The Manager He

Resignations Are For Prime Ministers And Those Caught With Their Trousers Down, Not For Me.

If God Had Wanted Us To Play Football In The Sky, He'd Have Put Grass Up There.

I Gave My Players A Version Of The Same Message At Ten-to-three Every Saturday: 'i Would Shoot My Granny Right Now For Three Points This Afternoon.' They Knew How Important It Was To Give Everything In The Cause Of Victory. Every Time. That's Why My Granny Enjoyed More Lives Than My Cat.

When I Go, God's Going To Have To Give Up His Favourite Chair.

Being Thick Isn't An Affliction If You're A Footballer, Because Your Brains Need To Be In Your Feet. And Beckham Works Hard, He's Brave And He Crosses A Ball Superbly. He Treats A Football Like He Does A Wife, Lovingly, With Caresses.