I Wouldn't Say I Was The Best

Don't Send Me Flowers When I'm Dead. If You Like Me, Send Them While I'm Alive.

Beckham? His Wife Can't Sing And His Barber Can't Cut Hair.

If Any One Of My Players Isn’t Interfering With Play, They’re Not Getting Paid.

I Can't Even Spell Spaghetti Never Mind Talk Italian. How Could I Tell An Italian To Get The Ball - He Might Grab Mine.

My Wife Says Obe Stands For Old Big 'ead.