I Like My Women To Be Feminine,

For All His Horses, Knighthoods And Championships, He Hasn't Got Two Of What I've Got. And I Don't Mean Balls!

I Gave My Players A Version Of The Same Message At Ten-to-three Every Saturday: 'i Would Shoot My Granny Right Now For Three Points This Afternoon.' They Knew How Important It Was To Give Everything In The Cause Of Victory. Every Time. That's Why My Granny Enjoyed More Lives Than My Cat.

It Only Takes A Second To Score A Goal.

There Are More Hooligans In The House Of Commons Than At A Football Match.

Come And See My Coaching Certificates - They're Called The European Cup And League Championships.