You Couldn't Tell If She Was Dressed

You Couldn't Tell If She Was Dressed For An Opera Or An Operation.

An Epitaph Is A Belated Advertisement For A Line Of Goods That Have Been Permanently Discontinued.

A Funeral Eulogy Is A Belated Plea For The Defense Delivered After The Evidence Is All In.

A Woman May Have A Witty Tongue Or A Stinging Pen But She Will Never Laugh At Her Own Individual Shortcomings.

I've Just Learned About His Illness. Let's Hope It's Nothing Trivial.